I can't seem to make it past the first step!
THE TWELVE STEPS OF SNOWMOBILE ANONYMOUS
1. We admitted we were powerless over two-strokes—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that more power in our snowmobiles could not restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to leave our sleds stock. They are more reliable when left as we purchased them.
4. Grew tired of searching endlessly on EBay for performance upgrades.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our need for speed.
6. Were entirely ready to remove all aftermarket parts.
7. Humbly asked the dealer to reset our rev limiters.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harassed, and became willing to be less competitive.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when their injuries were really, really funny.
10. Continued to take inventory of performance upgrades and, when they failed to work as advertised, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to be satisfied with our snowmobiles, as we purchased them, praying only for good snow and enough power to keep from getting stuck.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other snowmobilers, and to practice these principles when ever we ride.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF SNOWMOBILE ANONYMOUS
1. We admitted we were powerless over two-strokes—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that more power in our snowmobiles could not restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to leave our sleds stock. They are more reliable when left as we purchased them.
4. Grew tired of searching endlessly on EBay for performance upgrades.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our need for speed.
6. Were entirely ready to remove all aftermarket parts.
7. Humbly asked the dealer to reset our rev limiters.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harassed, and became willing to be less competitive.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when their injuries were really, really funny.
10. Continued to take inventory of performance upgrades and, when they failed to work as advertised, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to be satisfied with our snowmobiles, as we purchased them, praying only for good snow and enough power to keep from getting stuck.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to other snowmobilers, and to practice these principles when ever we ride.