Wasn't that long ago and poo only had 5 keys, and cat had 2. What does poo have now, 10? Nothing wrong with simple, and I believe in personal justice. Not worrying bout the poo myself.
FWIW, DESS really does work, it can be abit quirky for a few or some drunks, but for 99% of the time, it works as advertised. Get multiple DESS keys, I have had at least 10 DESS doos since 2000, and always made them work. One key to start any or all of your sleds, too, and no one else can. But I am not a brand loyal dude. Won't buy a doo cause of DESS, but more than one stolen sled has been recovered because of it, not to mention the knowledgeable theives that avoid them now. Just sayin.