and you think you had a bad roomie in college!?

[ragincajun]

one of my buddies from back home transferred here at the beginning of the semester and he met his new roomie! it turns out that it was the male cheerleader from a town that he used to play in foot ball! but anyways they used to make fun of him at games and how he was gay for being a male cheer leader and now he is his roomie lol. (karma is a bioch) well he had a lot of pics of him with other guys all over on his side of the room and his suspicion of his roomie being gay was further proved correct but he still wasn’t sure. The other night he came home late after a night of partying and his room mate was up….and was on a chat room. He decided to take a peak as he walked by and saw manhunt.com(a gay chatroom)! his suspicion was further proved correct! Well last night he woke up in the middle of the night to noises of a chick having sex…..it was his room mate!!!! Then he heard a small bottle open….and then a splurt from that small bottle….. the rest is for you to figure out……
I thought me having a smelly room mate was bad…..but having this guy as one would BLOW! Literally

 

[Fosgate]

Tell him to keep an eye out for the ether bunny.

 

[SAWYER]

i'd live in my truck before I had to room with a fag

 

[ragincajun]

no crap. we keep telling him to move out and get a new room mate

 

[Skogen]

Which class B School had a male cheerleader! Has to be Fairfield...

 

[ouch]

haha, that sucks, id have to move. Tell him to be careful if he passes out he might get a little loving...

 

[squarehead55]

You gotta tell us which class B montana school he is from, This is going to be a funny thread!

 

[brahm]

well he had a lot of pics of him with other guys all over on his side of the room

...i donnu sounds to me like your bro my be a bit off himself..taking pics of dudes w/other dudes...

 

[Skogen]

Wait till you go in there to drink beer and check your Calc homework and you find them on the bed spoonin....

 

[ragincajun]

lol he wasnt from fairfield (shocking isnt it?) but he was from.....CUT BANK!!!! lol
we asked him if he sat up and asked him if he wanted help lol. he didnt think that was too funny!

 

[Skogen]

lol he wasnt from fairfield (shocking isnt it?) but he was from.....CUT BANK!!!! lol
we asked him if he sat up and asked him if he wanted help lol. he didnt think that was too funny!

Yea, I would have waged on Fairyfield... But cutbank.. interesting.


Ask him if he knows what the Queer indian does when he goes to town?

Blows alot of bucks......

 

[ragincajun]

bwahahahaha! im gunna text him that right now! lol]

 

[T-Bone]

lol he wasnt from fairfield (shocking isnt it?) but he was from.....CUT BANK!!!! lol
we asked him if he sat up and asked him if he wanted help lol. he didnt think that was too funny!

HA HA. Male cheerleaders in CB? Things have changed since 1997.

 

[woodzy]

tell him to bring over his chick cheerleader friends at the very least...

 

[woodzy]

Ask him if he knows what the Queer indian does when he goes to town?

Blows alot of bucks......

The queer indian from the pokealottahomo tribe

 

[Skogen]

The queer indian from the pokealottahomo tribe

hahaha....

Yea tell him to bring over his cute cheerleader friends for a sleepover!
NOTE: Cute female cheerleader friends.....

 

[woodzy]

hahaha....

Yea tell him to bring over his cute cheerleader friends for a sleepover!
NOTE: Cute female cheerleader friends.....

Yes, and then kick his *** out!!!

 

[Sidehiller]

one of my buddies from back home transferred here at the beginning of the semester and he met his new roomie! it turns out that it was the male cheerleader from a town that he used to play in foot ball! but anyways they used to make fun of him at games and how he was gay for being a male cheer leader and now he is his roomie lol. (karma is a bioch) well he had a lot of pics of him with other guys all over on his side of the room and his suspicion of his roomie being gay was further proved correct but he still wasn’t sure. The other night he came home late after a night of partying and his room mate was up….and was on a chat room. He decided to take a peak as he walked by and saw manhunt.com(a gay chatroom)! his suspicion was further proved correct! Well last night he woke up in the middle of the night to noises of a chick having sex…..it was his room mate!!!! Then he heard a small bottle open….and then a splurt from that small bottle….. the rest is for you to figure out……
I thought me having a smelly room mate was bad…..but having this guy as one would BLOW! Literally

I have 3 questions:

1) Why didn't your "buddy" move out imediately?
2) How did your "buddy" know manhunt.com was a gay chatroom? and
3) This isn't really your "buddy" we're talking about, is it?

 

[Skogen]

Yea, maybe the queer cheerleader is from Choteau...

 

[Weekday Warrior]

just close your eyes and tea bag his face, be handy for that early AM wood..

got imagination??