A woman beat off a bear...

[Scott]

This is no lie...I was driving home tonight and Mark Holyoak, from KPAX TV was on the radio giving a news preview for the 5:30 news broadcast and led off with this....

It really caught me off guard. Especially where he paused in mid sentence.

He wasn't trying to be dirty. Infact he was trying to dramatize it for news purposes....but depending on where you put the commas...that can sound REALLY suggestive...and diiiirrrrrrty.
HAHA

"A Frenchtown woman beat off a bear...with a 12 inch...cucumber...."

LMFAO.

 

[mikew5945]

Not a good time to be a Bear. The wife read it and after the bear got beat off the ungrateful woman threw the cucumber and hit him in the head. The bear left, I would have left also after such treatment.