A short love story!

[MTMTNBOY]

A Short Love Story for Valentines Day
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f%#@*^%g blanket.'

After a moment of silence.........he farted.

The End

 

[MTm7]

thats a gooder!!!!

 

[SAWYER]

lmao

 

[Grizzly Adams]

My wife is LHFAO!
That is way too funny there!

 

[Scut Farkus]

i like that one. here's another one for you guys:

once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "will you marry me?" the girl said, "NO!" and the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting, riding, golfing, drank beer and farted whenever he wanted. the end.