A Poem for the undecided

[Abominable]

'Twas the night after voting
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

*I am a sledder, and I approve this message.

 

[SAWYER]

The night was dark, Thew sky was blue

Down the road the Poop wagon flew

A bump was hit, a scream was heard

Obama was killed by a flying turd

 

[Abominable]

HAHAHA! this post got me my first negative rep! No signature of course but here is what the sans huevos lefty said:

"Bush already took everyone wallets, you won't be needing one for generations"

It must be really clever but frankly, I am too much of a gun toting and bible clinging redneck to get it.