A phart is a pleasant thing

[Snow Flake]

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

 

[cubby]

Lol

 

[woodzy]

most of my farts smell terrific, but the one I just let is terrible...

 

[Samurai]

most of my farts smell terrific, but the one I just let is terrible...

here's a example of the ugly truth

 

[Scott]

And they are funny too.

I saw this written on the toilet paper in a b-room stall a long time ago.....

"Hey, I saw you take that $h!t, now put it back!!"

LMFAO!!!

 

[maluchm]

Are they laying new asphalt in the parking lot or was that me?

 

[woodzy]

Are they laying new asphalt in the parking lot or was that me?

Was it the heat, the rumble, or the taste that has you wondering that??

 

[maluchm]

Was it the heat, the rumble, or the taste that has you wondering that??

That's the worst... when you accidently taste them!

Alright... is someone making deviled eggs or something?

 

[woodzy]

MMMMMM.... deviled egg and chili farts.... If you get hungry you just fart and eat the air.

 

[PJ-Hunter]

 

[beer gut]

I like to fart.

 

[Snow Flake]

A farten horse will never tire
A farten man's the one to hire

 

[Sidehiller]

A farten horse will never tire
A farten man's the one to hire

I should never be unemployed!