A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together.
>
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
> to sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> farmer for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
> to town with the only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
> of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
> the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
> chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> bike, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
> Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy
> and he would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
> saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story?
> (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)
>
> 'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together.
>
>
> One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
> to sink.
>
> Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
> farmer for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
> to town with the only tractor.
>
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
>
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
> of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
> the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
>
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
> chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> bike, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
> and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
>
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
> Pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell in to a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
>
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
>
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy
> and he would then lift him out of the pit.
>
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
> saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story?
> (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)
>
> 'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks'
