A cowboy goes to heaven and is met at the gate by St Peter.
Welcome to Heaven Mr. Cowboy. Before we let you in, I need to know, have you ever done anything good in your life for another person?
Sure I did, said the cowboy.
Once I rolled into a little roadside bar in my pickup and I noticed about 10 bikers standing in the parking lot. One of them fellers was layin' a beatin' on his girlfriend. I told him it aint right hitting a lady.
He asked me what I was going to do about it.
So, I walked over to him and I punched him so hard he dropped to the ground.
Wow, that's truly helpful, said St. Peter. I'm sure that the young lady was duly impressed with your heroic act of bravery. How long ago did this take place??
The cowboy looks at his watch and sez "'Bout 10 minutes ago."
Welcome to Heaven Mr. Cowboy. Before we let you in, I need to know, have you ever done anything good in your life for another person?
Sure I did, said the cowboy.
Once I rolled into a little roadside bar in my pickup and I noticed about 10 bikers standing in the parking lot. One of them fellers was layin' a beatin' on his girlfriend. I told him it aint right hitting a lady.
He asked me what I was going to do about it.
So, I walked over to him and I punched him so hard he dropped to the ground.
Wow, that's truly helpful, said St. Peter. I'm sure that the young lady was duly impressed with your heroic act of bravery. How long ago did this take place??
The cowboy looks at his watch and sez "'Bout 10 minutes ago."
