1

[snowmobiler]

...

 

[c-bolt]

2...

 

[Nate]

10.....

 

[Ollie]

...

1 day

 

[Nate]

1 day

there was a confused Chicken standing in the garage.........

 

[hilinerider]

day at a time??????

 

[mtn_extreme]

suddenly a thought came over him.......

 

[Ollie]

suddenly a thought came over him.......

Why is there a monkey in the garage?

 

[H2SNOW]

"That One"............

 

[One]

Why is there a monkey in the garage?

Clearly he was a liberal.

 

[big_wally81]

Clearly he was a liberal.

and had his hand out

 

[nmmiles]

1 is the loneliest number that you'll ever do...
2 can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number 1

 

[Nate]

and had his hand out

What monkey didnt know........was that chicken had a machete

 

[holman6336]

1 more ...honestly officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

 

[One]

What monkey didnt know........was that chicken had a machete

Even if he did, he would have relied on Obama to save his sorry monkey azz.

 

[maddog21]

oh you mean April 1st? nice try. i will not be fooled!

 

[HawkShot99]

I like chicken.

 

[nmmiles]

cant even post the number "1" without breaking into a political argument lol

 

[rynokron]

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
Because sometimes the chicken needs his @ss kicked.

 

[straight-shot]

1111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry!
Didn't mean to yell!