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Fart that made a kid Puke

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So just last week I was traveling in the car with my lovely wife and our 2 kids aged 3 and 4 months.

To set the stage, I had spent all day roofing a garage for my parents and then had a nice cold Hamms beer. We then decided to drive about 50 minutes away for some insane pizza my wife had never had.

So we drive through a damn flood of a rain storm and end at our pizza place. The menu is brought out and I decide I need some buffalo wings for starters. Well I had about 10 of those and then the pizza showed up. 16 inches of cheese and pepperoni goodness:)

Well after dinner we drive to Walmart for a few things.

Now you should know the 4 month old has wicked bad gas, choke a donkey bad.

Well we heard her grunting and then the wife smelt something(thought it was poop). The 3 year old is sitting next to her sister and started saying it was smelly and then gagged.

Well the 3 year old proceeded to gag herself to the point of throwing up!

Luckily it was dark and the wife couldn't see my grin.....at the same time the 4 month old was grunting(no poop) I let one slip and it was so bad I made the 3 year old puke.
 
You know why WOMEN don't fart don't ya?

They never stop talking long enough to build up the pressure.
 
I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack):rolleyes:
 
sleadhead said:
I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack):rolleyes:
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I can't wait to hit he northwest this winter to get some rainer and oly
 
Uh oh, I see another fart thread in the making here. There was a hilarious thread several years ago on the old 4M. I printed it and saved it. "Jeeper" gets my vote for best description of emptying his co-workers out of the office.
Sorry, I digress..............:face-icon-small-win
 
sleadhead said:
I still can't believe they make Hamms beer. How Awesome. What about Raineeeeeeeeeeeer Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8 pack):rolleyes:
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I cannot drink Ranier beer. It gives me the stinkiest farts. When I was in college (a long, long time ago) my roommates and I were drinking Ranier. We decided to go to a dance at Ft. Steilicom. I was out dancing and one slipped out. It was BAD:eek: It cleared the dance floor. I played dumb and did the "OMG, who did that?" along with everyone else. When we left the dance I ripped another one in the car. My roommates then knew who cleared the dance floor.:D:beer;:beer;
 
Snowizard said:
Uh oh, I see another fart thread in the making here. There was a hilarious thread several years ago on the old 4M. I printed it and saved it. "Jeeper" gets my vote for best description of emptying his co-workers out of the office.
Sorry, I digress..............:face-icon-small-win
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That thread was a classic. The best part is, anyone that knows Jeeper, knows he is even better at telling a story in person, than online.
 
xrated said:
So just last week I was traveling in the car with my lovely wife and our 2 kids aged 3 and 4 months.

To set the stage, I had spent all day roofing a garage for my parents and then had a nice cold Hamms beer. We then decided to drive about 50 minutes away for some insane pizza my wife had never had.

So we drive through a damn flood of a rain storm and end at our pizza place. The menu is brought out and I decide I need some buffalo wings for starters. Well I had about 10 of those and then the pizza showed up. 16 inches of cheese and pepperoni goodness:)

Well after dinner we drive to Walmart for a few things.

Now you should know the 4 month old has wicked bad gas, choke a donkey bad.

Well we heard her grunting and then the wife smelt something(thought it was poop). The 3 year old is sitting next to her sister and started saying it was smelly and then gagged.

Well the 3 year old proceeded to gag herself to the point of throwing up!

Luckily it was dark and the wife couldn't see my grin.....at the same time the 4 month old was grunting(no poop) I let one slip and it was so bad I made the 3 year old puke.
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i can't belive that you blame that wicked gas on your 4 month old kid. TisK tisk!!!!!:D
 
X the will be plenty of Raineer and Oly for ya in Feb. I just wished they still made Heidelberg so we could share some of those too
 
When I lived in MN '92-'94 there was a very cheap beer we used to drink. It was Hog or Hogs something?

Do any of you Minnesotans remember the name? If I remember right it was in a red can, and it was always the cheapest beer.
 
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