Why I voted Democrat

Not me!!! It's a joke...

Why I Voted Democrat

I voted Democrat because
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.
I've decided to marry my horse.
I voted Democrat because
I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
at 15% isn't.
I voted Democrat because
I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn than I would.
I voted Democrat because
Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I voted Democrat because
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what
they are doing because they now think we are good people.
I voted Democrat because
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local
police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I voted Democrat because
I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can
tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if
I don't start driving a Prius.
I voted Democrat because
I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long
as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I voted Democrat because
I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits.
I voted Democrat because
I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves.. They need to break even and give the rest away to
the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.
I voted Democrat because
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few
days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas
past the voters.
I voted Democrat because
My head is so firmly planted up my a-- that it is unlikely that I'll
ever have another point of view.

Makes you wonder what our country will be like in 50 years, scary. I'm not racist but, I have been seeing alot of Blacks on everything from Sprite boxes to popcorn packages to power tool boxes. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed this?

thats some funny stuff

funny stuff, but sux that this is how our country is run, way to many people in power that have no idea how use it. some of the **** laws politicians pass make me laugh, like how could you think that that is a good idea.

I was simultaneously laughing and crying at the same time with that one.
I wonder if they realize that's exactly what they are doing or not.

I'm forwarding that one to a lot of folks on my email list.

MtnMasher said:

Makes you wonder what our country will be like in 50 years, scary. I'm not racist but, I have been seeing alot of Blacks on everything from Sprite boxes to popcorn packages to power tool boxes. Is it just me or has anyone else noticed this?

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There is another ethnic group that will (and already ARE) be a much bigger problem than blacks and I would think you should see many of them in central Wa.

DOO DAWG said:

There is another ethnic group that will (and already ARE) be a much bigger problem than blacks and I would think you should see many of them in central Wa.

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I find this comment disturbing in so many ways. I guess you believe America should not be the melting pot of the World? The blacks are a problem? Hispanics are a problem? So many different ethnic groups, so many problems... Thank God everyone doesn't share your opinion, then we really would have a problem.

If they aren't legal.Get 'em out of here!


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Joe Legal vs. Jose Illegal


You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.

"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted....
"Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number,
and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".

Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week,
$52,000 per year

Now take 30% away for state federal tax ...
Joe Legal now has $31,231.00
Jose Illegal...$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year.
Jose Illegal pays no taxes...

Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited
coverage $1000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year.
Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the
state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year.
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00
Joe Legal makes too much money, is not eligible for
Food Stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays for food
$1,000.00 per month, $12,000.00 per year.
Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for
Food Stamps and Welfare

Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays rent of $1,000.00 per month $12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal is now in the hole minus (-) $4,769.00

Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy
Jose Illegal pays rent $500.00 per month $6,000.00 per year

Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00

Jose Illegal sends $15,000 back to Mexcio

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a
part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same
school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose
Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program.
Joe Legal's children go home.

Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and
Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Don't vote/support any politician that supports
illegal aliens...

sounds about right.we have a huge issue right now at our local schools because of unpaid lunches from illegals.thousands of dollars racked up but they can't turn them into a collections agency because they have no documentation. now they want to raise the local tax to help cover the cost. when i was in middle school and didn't have lunch money i didn't get to eat, but now my money will get to go to someone else.bunch of bull chit imo.

DooDawg-

You should have said illegal aliens, then I would have known what you were talking about. You come across as a biggot when you generalize entire races of people as "problems" in such a vague post. Ya dig?