Nut Powder and Gold Bond...

Himark · Apr 9, 2008

I was trying to explain to Fab how much it sucks when you forget to apply nut powder in the morning. He had no idea what I was talking about.

Please tell me the rest of you guys know the pleasure of applying Gold Bond to keep you feeling dry and fresh through out the day.

Once you go Gold you can never go back (its like being addicted to chap stick)

HawkShot99 · Apr 9, 2008

It does feel good

flatlander_99 · Apr 9, 2008

wow, who has the popcorn, this is gonna be another good thread!!!!

rkymtnman · Apr 9, 2008

This could be a potentially life changing product for me. Afflicted with goat ballz from birth, I've been on a life long search to mitigate the debilitation effects that come with said sack.

switchback · Apr 9, 2008

How about baby wipes when on vacation? Don't know where some motels & lodges get the sandpaper they call azz wipe. Home Depot? The wipes with Aloe are heavenly on the hoop after a night of burgers & beer and a buildup of GAR from a long day of riding

coyoteman · Apr 9, 2008

really sucks if you forget the morning you are going to follow himark through the trees.

decarls · Apr 9, 2008

my cousin compares gold bond to one thousand tiny angels taking care of your boys all at once.

H2SNOW · Apr 9, 2008

hmmmm gotta try

jimmy buffet · Apr 9, 2008

TWO THING

1 I PACK A (CHARMIN ON THE GO) PAPER EVERY TRIP, NEVER KNOW WHEN OR WHERE.

2 I USE DESTIN, BLUE TUBE. WORKS BETTER THAN GOLD BOND IN PREVENTING RASH, BUT NOT SO GOOD ON SCHWEATTY BALLS!!! FOR THAT I JUST STAND AND RIDE ALITTLE

IMSICK · Apr 9, 2008

nothing like a thread on how to prevent nut butter irritation to make lunch go down a little better!!!

Shave your nuts and quit playing with the crackies that say it hurts when they pee!!

switchback · Apr 9, 2008

IMSICK said:
nothing like a thread on how to prevent nut butter irritation to make lunch go down a little better!!!

Shave your nuts and quit playing with the crackies that say it hurts when they pee!!

shaved 'em once. Never again. 1)wrinkled skin, no matter how taught it is pulled, does not shave well. 2) the 5 o'clock shadow itch is worse than poison ivy

flatlander_99 · Apr 9, 2008

iwannaturbo where are you????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

John · Apr 9, 2008

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/whatisamb.html

I prefer this stuff.

Sidehiller · Apr 9, 2008

Gotta use the blue bottle - green has menthol and burns like a *****!

sldgy · Apr 9, 2008

WTF is up with the ball powder thing. I have never, ever heard of such a thing. Grizzly Adams would roll over in his freaking grave if he read this chit! Grown men powdering their balls?

Bubba700 · Apr 9, 2008

SLDY calm down, man after living in the tropics for awhile this stuff is the most clutch item for a man jewels. The menthol is mean stuff the first time you use it feels like dry ice sitting on your boys. This stuff got me through the humid summer in Minnie 2 years ago and last year in Raleigh. :beer;

for who ever makes this stuff.

oonighttrain · Apr 9, 2008

switchback said:
shaved 'em once. 2) the 5 o'clock shadow itch is worse than poison ivy

i dont care who you are.. that right there is fawkin funny!!!

forget about your nads.. you guys dont know sh!t about discomfort..

what i want to know is how to handle what we commonly refer to as swamp azz.. what that means is when it is 90 friggin degrees out and you do some outside work while wearing pants.. you get that sweat that accumulates in your asz crack, you keep walking around, thus creating some chaffing.. then when you finally get around to mopping up the situation (usually at work with that ****in tree bark they call toilet paper), by the time you walk out of the restroom, it feels like someone has used an angle grinder on your bunghole..

when someone can tell me the answer for that.. then, we have got something!!!

Estevahn · Apr 9, 2008

oonighttrain said:
i dont care who you are.. that right there is fawkin funny!!!

forget about your nads.. you guys dont know sh!t about discomfort..

what i want to know is how to handle what we commonly refer to as swamp azz.. what that means is when it is 90 friggin degrees out and you do some outside work while wearing pants.. you get that sweat that accumulates in your asz crack, you keep walking around, thus creating some chaffing.. then when you finally get around to mopping up the situation (usually at work with that ****in tree bark they call toilet paper), by the time you walk out of the restroom, it feels like someone has used an angle grinder on your bunghole..

when someone can tell me the answer for that.. then, we have got something!!!

Desitin

HawkShot99 · Apr 9, 2008

oonighttrain said:
i dont care who you are.. that right there is fawkin funny!!!

forget about your nads.. you guys dont know sh!t about discomfort..

what i want to know is how to handle what we commonly refer to as swamp azz.. what that means is when it is 90 friggin degrees out and you do some outside work while wearing pants.. you get that sweat that accumulates in your asz crack, you keep walking around, thus creating some chaffing.. then when you finally get around to mopping up the situation (usually at work with that ****in tree bark they call toilet paper), by the time you walk out of the restroom, it feels like someone has used an angle grinder on your bunghole..

when someone can tell me the answer for that.. then, we have got something!!!

I hate the swamp ***!

HawkShot99 · Apr 9, 2008

switchback said:
shaved 'em once. Never again. 1)wrinkled skin, no matter how taught it is pulled, does not shave well. 2) the 5 o'clock shadow itch is worse than poison ivy

O it's not that bad. And it shaves just fine(I have been told

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